Jokes/funny Stuff
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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley... YOU RIDE IT!!".......
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley... YOU RIDE IT!!".......
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'.....
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'
GREAT NEWS !!!!!
I just figured it out.
I’m a Seenager. (aka Senior teenager)
I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 71 years later.
I don’t have to go to school,
I don’t have to work.
I get an allowance (OAS, Social Security etc.).
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license.
I own my car.
I have ID that gets me into bars & served alcohol.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
I don’t have acne.
LIFE IS GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!
I just figured it out.
I’m a Seenager. (aka Senior teenager)
I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 71 years later.
I don’t have to go to school,
I don’t have to work.
I get an allowance (OAS, Social Security etc.).
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license.
I own my car.
I have ID that gets me into bars & served alcohol.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
I don’t have acne.
LIFE IS GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!
.............. this place needs some smiles................