Brads 18.57.5 OB

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Brad, what you need to do to remedy the van parking situation for maximum aesthetic gain versus minimal personal sacrifice is to order a load of paving bricks and then bugger off to America on a Business trip for a couple of weeks. What consecutively will happen then ( are you taking notes as i will be asking questions later?) is that your good lady with the lousy driving record will be unable to get either safely into your driveway without bouncing off your new pride and joy or get the shiny new 'van out of the way should she want to because the retarded delivery driver will not take instructions and intelligently will dump 4 packs of bricks within 300mm of the drawbar of the van's temporary parking spot ( which just happens to be the driveway)rather than on the front verge as you will no doubt point out to the paving sales lady with a pronounced lisp a few days prior because you know how thick these people can get.

Are you sitting comfortably, because here comes the really cunning part. Your significant other, now turning purple of face because she cannot and dare not thread the company supplied Amarok through what is now a driveway needle for fear that she will add to the trail of vehicular carnage that she is well renowned for in the car insurance industry,will then, in your absence, organise a work colleague and his two burly teenagers to dig out two rather large and deeply rooted tree stumps that were left in the future extended driveway location as sacrificial food for hungry termites to stop them getting into roof spaces and snacking on WA's finest jarrah roof trusses.

If it all goes to plan then after a temporary meltdown that would resemble a Chernobyl nuclear reactor failure , If the aforementioned spouse is like my tightarse and angry Scouser, she will then get away with only paying the pressed men/altruistic volunteers 20 bucks each for the teenagers and bugger all for the perspiring Welsh father for their not inconsiderable efforts done on a Saturday morning at a time of the day before the sparrow hasn't even lifted a leg to fart, let alone suffered the break of day flatulence in the first place.

Then quicker than you can say " New York, New York it's a wonderful town" a Bobcat and a brick paver will get organised in quick succession and the whole job is done, cleaned up and ready for the triumphant return from foreign climes of the family bread winner.

That my friend is how issues like this get solved.

I am either the most cunning, or the most manipulative husband that was ever put on God's green earth or have the best wife a man could wish for ( save for the lack of a flat head and not owning a brewery of course, but you can't have everything).

I get back a week Sunday, I will let you know if the dangly bits stay attached for longer than the time it takes to utter the words " Jeez lass I have really missed you - get your kit off" I just pray she has calmed down enough by then, but if you read headlines in the West Australian newspaper that a man from the Swan Valley was found dying from wrenched off willy syndrome you will know that it was me and it didn't end particularly well.


Wish me luck I am going to need it.

Just LOL!

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Xpandafan

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I like it!!!!
Only problem is I would have to rip up my existing yard to install them.
Any idea on $$$$
Mmmmm.:confused-87: That's why movement's been a bit slow down here.
A 250mm excavation, road base plus sand, equipment hire, etc.
(Plus there's a bloody great Expanda in the way!)
Was going to be a Summer 2012 job.
Pavers are about $50 per m2 (9 pcs) and weigh about 13kg (96 to a pallet).
 

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We wanted the 'black marble look' bench tops too, looks fantastic, but when we ordered our expanda (almost 4 months ago) we were told it wasn't available any more, very disappointed :(. The black looks so classy.
That's a shame wanda, we love the darker bench top now that we have the panda. Haven't seen the latest crop of colours for the 2013 models.
 

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This years colours for the expanad are lovely, if you happen to like gloss beige (marble look), gloss beige (granite look) or flat grey sort of textured look :crushed:. WE begged and pleaded to get the black tops but in true Jayco style the answer was NO! :(
 

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This years colours for the expanad are lovely, if you happen to like gloss beige (marble look), gloss beige (granite look) or flat grey sort of textured look :crushed:. WE begged and pleaded to get the black tops but in true Jayco style the answer was NO! :(
Yeah we really like the black look. I have installed LED strip lighting above it also and even the reflection off the black looks nice. I don't understand why they would only provide 3 light coloured options instead of a better range in the 3.
 

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Well, my news is that the bobcat did it's job yesterday and the brick paver arrives today. Now all we have to ensure is that they don't cut pavers next to the 'van and damage it like the new patio builders did last year, which cost the contractors public liability insurance $9k to fix because they ground the roof panels next to a fibre glass pool. Not getting caught with anything similar again.

Even better news is that my mad Scouser is getting someone in to do all of the ceilings in the house this week - Bonus and she has negotiated the deal of the century to do it. All of the hard work done, reasonably priced with not a lot of input from me as I am still lounging on my ample rear end in Philadelphia listening to corporate type rattle on about stuff that interests them, that really should interest me. Just need to practice the interested look and learn to snore quietly.

So it's all pressing jobs finished by the time I get home next Sunday it would appear, without me lifting a finger or cutting same. Gotta love that woman, she is a born organiser when angry ,or is she just lulling me into a false sense of security? At least she has calmed down a bit and my wobbly bits look to be reprieved at present, but it's a long time until Sunday, so had better get her a better homecoming gift than yours truly just to sweeten the deal.
 

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Yeah we really like the black look. I have installed LED strip lighting above it also and even the reflection off the black looks nice. I don't understand why they would only provide 3 light coloured options instead of a better range in the 3.
The grey is darker and a bit of a slate look but it's in a matte finish and shows up every mark and finger print. Would have been tempted if it was in a gloss finish, so much easier to keep clean.
 

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For the last three weekends I have been given the green light to do a few more mods.
Here is the first one.... Will post some pics of the others soon.

Installation of a BEST water filter to a new drinking water tap.
Here is the new tap. This replaces the Jayco standard pump tap....which I am glad has gone as that clear plastic tube Jayco used had discoloured. I removed the entire line for the pump under the van also as part of this.
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And here is the water filter installation. I had heaps of room under the sink. Everything is new from the brass tee piece up.
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Here is the anything starting with "i" charging station. Each unit will do a single iPad or two iPhones/ iTouches etc etc...
These have just been mounted onto a normal GPO with a blank face.
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Brad

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Double gas point. I made up the bracket from a post anchor found at bunnings. Then pop riveted an aluminum angle to finish it off.
Then off to a plumber to apply all the gas fittings and make sure it is all legal.
The bayonet without the plug is the old fitting. I have an extra plug on order so everything matches.
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