I heard you make the best lasagna!!First there was no toilet paper, so I had to wipe my ar$e with pasta sheets ... then just when I was getting used to that, the toilet paper came back and now I'm rolling toilet paper into noodles.
You heard right. Now I have a 300kg bag of flour in my doomsday cabinet, next to the 300 rolls and poo tickets ... I wont be caught out twice.I heard you make the best lasagna!!