Are you sure ?????
We haven't seen any pics yet, just a stubby holder, sure its not a Corolla.............. you know the rules, "No pIcs Then It Didn't Happen"......
Funny, Dodgy photos.
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Are you sure ?????
We haven't seen any pics yet, just a stubby holder, sure its not a Corolla.............. you know the rules, "No pIcs Then It Didn't Happen"......
Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If the alpha characters:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Are represented as the numbers:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And then,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If the alpha characters:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Are represented as the numbers:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And then,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
Bluddy South Australians ...........................................
Well in reply to many digs from @DRW .................................. get stuffed Dave...lol,lol,lol.
So what did you do Drover ...........change it's nappy and send it back to it's mum or put it in the tin with the rest of the sardines ?
Hi @Drover,
Hmm, seems that I cannot see the second photo you attached. I see the first one showing the bait you used, but not the photo with the actual fish you caught with it.
cheers
Mike
I am led to believe that the more fish one actually catches, the better one becomes at cleaning them.
But I wouldn't really know since I am still trying to catch them.
cheers
Mike
Hey @Drover these arm chair critics are fair on the bite at the moment
You all know who you are .................................. and I wont tell you all to get stuffed as thats below me ............................. I will say just Google Tin Can Bay, Fraser Island, Rainbow Beach .......................... Its where I live, play and just generally relax every day ...................... and also where that fella from the North comes to poach our fish ..................
Just reread them and really I would have expected more decorum from you @mikerezny , (quite good actually) I may have smiled so an extra special Get Stuffed for you .............. I'll be throwing a line in the Condamine soon so I may post a pic of a monster Carp ......
Just reread them and really I would have expected more decorum from you @mikerezny , (quite good actually) I may have smiled so an extra special Get Stuffed for you .............. I'll be throwing a line in the Condamine soon so I may post a pic of a monster Carp ......
I grew up in Maryborough and my step dad drove an old 6 wheel drive GM logging truck on Fraser island in the sixties way before any tourists went there. So I spent quite a bit of time on Fraser Island where fish and mud crabs could be had with very little effort. Tin Can Bay was just a swamp and if the mozzies didn't get you the midgies would so we seldom went there. Rainbow Beach wasn't worth the effort. We did go to Tewantin to visit rellies and the road from Noosa Heads to Caloundra was mainly through bush with an occasional clump of houses.
In later years when we got cars we use to drive down to Noosa, sleep on the Noosa Heads main beach and spend Sunday afternoons on the balcony at the Noosa pub before driving back to Maryborough.
Ah, the good old days. Sadly, they aren't coming back.
I am glad you are enjoying the surroundings.
cheers
Mike
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Sounds idylicc a bit like my early days on the NSW South Coast, its all changed and not neccessarily for the better I'm afraid ...................far better than a dry, dusty prickle farm though.