@steve67. All fairly low end issues.
Ive never slept on the mattress joint, thats my partners side. You may nor realise that boogie men alwas come in through the bed end (where they eat me first) .... apparently they never never ever ever come through the door. To suggest so is simply ridiculous. I didnt know any of this before i was learn'ed up. Me being eaten first, allowing her to escape; she wouldnt want to whinge about the zip. Small sacrifice in the circumstances i think.
Put a lot of thought into hasnt she?