(I do try to keep an open mind, but then whenever I bend over my brains keep falling out.)
One of the many free energy websites around has a very interesting disclaimer...
not that I ever read these before clicking the "agree" button...I've highlighted some interesting points...
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Would feel a bit sensitive about re-writing the laws of physics at my age, so I'm opting for something with fuel at the moment. (<$100 with stack of butane canisters).