First Puncture was the Spare
I was driv'in down the road, at a standard pace.
And didn't bother to swerve... for a roo carcase.
Thought it was too flat, in my 4wd to worry,
But that wasn't to be... and I would be sorry.
Why should I swerve, for flattened fur and guts,
All those that do... have just lost their nuts.
It went under the car, and not a sound did I here,
It went under the van... and I had nothing to fear.
A few weeks latter, my spare wouldn't pump,
and the only reason... was a little white lump.
I thought it was plastic, and took it for repair,
but the sidewall was shot... and I could only despair.
The little dead F'''ker , poked up his rib cage
and punctured my spare... wasting my wage.
Maybe it's my fault, and I should drive to miss,
And those dead roos... my R's could kiss.
Nah Stuffit it's Jayco, it's all their fault,
Their designers have too may... drinks with malt.
The spare should not be, below the draw bar,
It should be higher just like... in my car.
I was driv'in down the road, at a standard pace.
And didn't bother to swerve... for a roo carcase.
Thought it was too flat, in my 4wd to worry,
But that wasn't to be... and I would be sorry.
Why should I swerve, for flattened fur and guts,
All those that do... have just lost their nuts.
It went under the car, and not a sound did I here,
It went under the van... and I had nothing to fear.
A few weeks latter, my spare wouldn't pump,
and the only reason... was a little white lump.
I thought it was plastic, and took it for repair,
but the sidewall was shot... and I could only despair.
The little dead F'''ker , poked up his rib cage
and punctured my spare... wasting my wage.
Maybe it's my fault, and I should drive to miss,
And those dead roos... my R's could kiss.
Nah Stuffit it's Jayco, it's all their fault,
Their designers have too may... drinks with malt.
The spare should not be, below the draw bar,
It should be higher just like... in my car.
