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BaxnRach

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I know it's not in the right section but,
FOR SALE camouflage jacket only been worn once
As you can see from the photo it works exceptionally well!
Will consider trade for air guitar.
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BlueBaggerBruce

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A battery and a set of Jump Leads walked into a bar. They said to the barman, "one bourbon and coke and a gin and tonic please". The barman looked at them wearily and said, "We don't usually serve your type in here but I'll make an exception just this once. But don't go starting anything, orright...."
 

17triton

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My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort!

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.

We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhoea.
Runs in our jeans.
 
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peterg

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My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort!

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.

We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhoea.
Runs in our jeans.
That's enough late night bourbons for you young man.
 

dagree

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Found this and thought was quite funny... Change the reference to Arizona and replace it with Queensland! Seeing as it is the weekend for "The Change!"
BJ

What is this thing called "Daylight Saving"??????? :dejection: :noidea: